D3 body, D1 cock
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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