I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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