any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
sex in a hospital.. check
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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