Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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