I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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