Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
honey bunches of taint.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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