you guys were way drunker than both of me
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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