Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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