My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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