Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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