so let's talk penis.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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