It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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