Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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