I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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