I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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