do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
