drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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