I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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