I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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