summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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