dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
