hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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