I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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