the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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