I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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