let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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