I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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