who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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