Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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