question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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