Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.