Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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