people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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