just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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