how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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