Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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