I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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