Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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