and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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