i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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