Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Floor bacon is actually really good
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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