Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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