Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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