so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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