let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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