I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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