Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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