there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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