I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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