I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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