Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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