Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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