I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
