new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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