He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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