You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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